
February 9
...serving up your daily dish.

What it really is ... (don't peek until you've tried writing your own.)
Turin, home to the Winter Olympics, not quite ready for prime time. Photo by Baristanet winter games correspondent and Mista Barista, Warren Levinson, who provides this caption: Olympic mascots still awaiting heads and skates in Turin's Piazza Rivoli a day before the opening ceremonies...
February 9, 2006 in Really Freaking Weird | Permalink
"and when they give us our heads, it better not be one of those stupid cube heads."
Posted by: BeanCounter | Feb 9, 2006 8:46:02 AM
Zing! Good one ROC!
Posted by: crank (Any Jeff. Starship fans interested in a front row tik for Sat. night 2/11, please email me)) | Feb 9, 2006 8:59:21 AM
Crank: I read your sig so fast that I thought it said Star Trek fans...:-(...oh well, you shouldn't have any problem unloading Starship tix either!)
Posted by: Miss Martta | Feb 9, 2006 9:01:00 AM
Very good, ROC. Now if we can only get the Iranian Times to publish it.
Posted by: BeanCounter | Feb 9, 2006 9:04:01 AM
Miss M, I hate to be contrary, but I am in fact having difficulty finding a taker for the tik. It's a sign of the times...
Posted by: crank (Any Jeff. Starship fans interested in a front row tik for Sat. night 2/11, please email me)) | Feb 9, 2006 9:07:46 AM
Excellent, ROC! Although I thought it was the Iceman on a sunny day.
Posted by: buycopy | Feb 9, 2006 9:20:21 AM
Conservatives and Liberals willing to hold hands, only because they can't see or hear each other.
Posted by: chet | Feb 9, 2006 9:30:15 AM
Reality TV: Dancing with the Trolls
Couple#1 'LateBloomer and the Iceman'
film at 11:00
Posted by: The Iceman (8T) | Feb 9, 2006 10:51:54 AM
President Bush eats his words concerning hybrid cloning after these super-soldiers are found in a cloning lab conveniently situated in the middle of a park. Bush's favorite attribute: the super-soldiers have no heads, and therefore no ability to question orders.
Posted by: clark | Feb 9, 2006 2:55:47 PM
UPDATE: Bush is dismayed to find that the super-soldiers display homosexual tendencies, and must sadly reject them from serving in any branch of the military (even the Coast Guard).
Posted by: clark | Feb 9, 2006 2:57:49 PM
Ed Remsen and Joe Hartnett dance even though they've lost their heads to developers. Now they have an excuse for all of the McMansions and lack of traffic calming.
After all, they didn't see it coming!!!
Posted by: speed bump | Feb 9, 2006 9:39:47 PM