January 26
...serving up your daily dish.
There's someone looking for you on Craigslist, in their Missed Connection personals...but if you are expecting a hook-up with a MILF, or hair challenged guy, you might be a little disappointed.
It all started out so promising, maybe even a little kinky:
"You were in your little SUV, the SUV you must have bought so you could tackle all those HUGE snow covered mountains in Montclair, NJ. My boyfriend and I were behind you".
But it wasn't a threesome Cupid calling:
"But in case you didn't hear me through our two cars, I wanted you to know what I said: there is no room for us to back up, you crazy stupid bitch".
Ouch!
January 26, 2006 in SUV-bashing | Permalink
where are these pictures taken? This and the mannequin picture don't appear to be in "baristaville". Are they?
Posted by: Right of Center™ | Jan 26, 2006 12:05:32 PM
Looking, looking, looking......Nope. I can't see any point to this being posted.
Anyway, he's baaaaaack.
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1654806/
Posted by: The Bird | Jan 26, 2006 12:07:18 PM
Hey Birdy: open your eyes (or the links) for the Montclair Connections
"Black volvo suv on Valley Rd"
Montclair MILF - m4w
Montclair's The Office
Posted by: aussiebook | Jan 26, 2006 12:20:21 PM
I am so glad there are people checking up on the Missed Connections now. Is anyone doing their homework and writing one per week?
Here's the link: Missed Connections
Posted by: katie | Jan 26, 2006 12:58:44 PM
I don't know which is funnier, the SUV post or the "mon petit cabbage" post on Craig's List.
Posted by: Diane | Jan 26, 2006 1:22:16 PM
"Mon petit cabbage" was what Pepe LePew used to call the black and white female cat (Penelope, I believe) he was always pursuing.
Posted by: cathar (8T) | Jan 26, 2006 1:33:29 PM
The guy looking for the MILF REALLY REALLY needs to learn how to spell. Especially after watching the TODAy show where they exposed that attractive women are searching for "nerds".
Shhhhocking. Women want men with brains and steady jobs? Never would have guessed.
Posted by: MyManMisterC | Jan 26, 2006 1:43:48 PM
I remember something of the kind- but I thought it was
"my little cabbage blossom"
Posted by: badd_patti | Jan 26, 2006 1:59:39 PM
The great Gallic aquirrel used both, badd_patti. And would never be dissuaded whatever the spelling.
Posted by: cathar (8T) | Jan 26, 2006 2:43:52 PM
I guess they figured we Americans wouldn't cotton to "mon petit chou."
Let alone "mon petit choufleur."
(Sorry if I've got my genders wrong here,)
Posted by: crank | Jan 26, 2006 4:52:59 PM
'"there is no room for us to back up, you crazy stupid bitch".'
I'd not hesitate to say the same thing in my vehicle but would definitely hestitate posting it on Craiglist or anywhere else! Sheesh!
Posted by: Surrounded | Jan 26, 2006 9:13:38 PM
Pepe's full line was:
"Ah, my little cabbage blossom! I see you are inflamed with desire! Shall we retire to my rooms for a little tête-à-tête?"
Sorry can't find a sound file.
But to really test your Francophilia...
(video)
(he looks like Pepe, doesn't he?)
Posted by: Right of Center™ | Jan 26, 2006 9:40:41 PM
Good Morning Everyone-
I moved here about 3 years ago from Kansas. Loving every minute of it. I actually live very close to Glen Ridge/Montclair but reside in Bloomfield. I was given this link a while back by a friend of mine who thought I would enjoy this site. Oh how he knows me. It is time I post. After reading this SUV saga, I must join the parade for you are my people. May I never miss another "missed connections" posting on Craigs list or news about drunk teenagers in Glen Ridge ever again. I love this site!
Posted by: Kansas | Jan 27, 2006 8:51:51 AM
To The Bird - I am VERY glad this was posted because I, for one, am tired of being run down in my economical Honda Civic by aggressive and annoying SUV drivers in the suburbs. WHY DOES ANYONE NEED A GIANT SUV IN ESSEX COUNTY??? To go offroading on North Mountain Ave.? Riiiight...
I hope that crazy b*tch sees the post and realizes what a jerk she was. It's bad enough her irresponsible choice of vehicle is helping to drive up gas prices and destroy our environment, but she's a nasty driver to boot? She deserves every seething comment coming at her.
HARRUMPH! Now excuse me while I go hug some trees. :)
Posted by: Mujer En Fuego | Jan 27, 2006 2:00:21 PM
A MILF is an attactive woman who is a mother. It's an acronym for "Mom I'd Like to..."
Um, yes, as for the F, I'll leave it to you figure that one out.
(Hint: It rhymes with "luck.")
Posted by: Mujer En Fuego | Jan 27, 2006 3:18:11 PM
this entire town is filled up with milfs. i like to sit outside to eat in the summer and watch the milfs stroll by.
Posted by: katie | Jan 27, 2006 10:51:32 PM
