June 2
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Currently on Craigslist:
(((Looking to mate my blue and white male longhaired Chihuahua)))
Hello-
I am looking to mate my male Chihuahua once before I get him fixed. He is very well tempered, has his papers, and is just about 5lbs.
Are you interested and want to know more.
Email me.this is in or around Montclair/brooklyn/nyc
Montclair, Brooklyn or New York City? This sounds like a personal: Male Chihuahua, looking for companion, enjoys walks on the beach, sushi and Woody Allen movies. Upscale zipcodes only.
What, this Chihuahua won't sleep with a Queens bitch?
June 2, 2005 in Seen in Cyberspace | Permalink
I recall a story in the early 90's about a Chihuahua (I think his name was Rocky) who somewhow got into a penned yard and forced his attentions on a purebred Rottweiler bitch and impregnated her. The termination of the pregnancy rendered the Rottweiler sterile, and her owner sued for damages. The judge, in a very tongue-in-cheek opinion, ruled that Rocky did indeed "enter both the premises and the Rottweiler" and thus was responsible for the resulting damages.
I imagine that even to this day in certain late-night Chihuahua circles, Rocky is deemed a giant.
Posted by: conan the grammarian | Jun 2, 2005 8:19:37 AM
Perhaps some photos would help describe the fella and help him get a date:
Ready for a night on the town.
His politics are progressive.
Here he is at last year's Montclair 4th of July Parade.
Posted by: Right of Center | Jun 2, 2005 8:41:03 AM
Too bad they terminated the preganancy, I would have loved to see what that offspring would have looked like!
Posted by: Anne | Jun 2, 2005 11:16:23 AM
Re: Anne's comment
The litter would have been interesting -
the meanest little ankle biters on the block.
I am not sure (any DVMs or breeders out there?) but I think they had to terminate that litter. Anytime that is done, the mother becomes sterile, so I would guess it might not have been an option.
Posted by: conan the grammarian | Jun 2, 2005 12:47:00 PM
Why would they have to terminate? The bigger dog was the mother - I could see if the bitch was the Chihuahua where it might have posed a threat to her health. I'd be interested to know that as well.
Ankle biters with one hell of an attitude - LOL!
Posted by: Anne | Jun 2, 2005 2:14:28 PM
A relative's small Miniature Schnauzer got knocked-up by a large Labrador Retriever, the 2 resultant puppies were HUGE (seemed like they were 1/3 her size each when born), but she did fine.
And since no one else will take the bait:
"What, this Chihuahua won't sleep with a Queens bitch?"
Been there, done that...
Posted by: bob | Jun 2, 2005 4:26:37 PM
