Strange revelations from the Strahan divorce saga show no signs of waning. This time, it's Jean who's trying to salvage her image.

"I don't appreciate Michael or anyone else accusing me of not liking rap music. In fact, nothing could be further from the truth," says Jean, who, to prove her point, gave an enthusiastic rendition of Rapper's Delight by the SugarHill Gang. Jean asserts that it's actually Michael who doesn't like rap, and he is merely using her as a beard. "He never lets me play my rap albums in the house. Instead he makes me out to be the villain to all his friends, so he won't ruin his street cred. Frankly, I'm tired of keeping his dirty little secret." Baristanet sympathizes with Jean, and to that end, we're sending her a very large boom box she can crank up loud enough so Michael can hear Run DMC when he's curbside at Lloyd Road. As for her rendition of Rapper's Delight, Jean did know all the words to the song, but sadly, still sounded like a white girl.

April 1, 2005 in April Fool's! | Permalink