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March  30

Make That a JMo and an Iced Tea

How many guys do you know who have a salad named after them? In Beirut, no less? Well maybe not ordinary mortals. But if you happen to be going to the Bierut Cellar any time soom, be sure to order a JMo, named for the peripatetic Montclair adman Jerry Mosier, who's been traveling all over the Middle East.

JMo, who happened to be calling us from Dubai, told us that during his travels he was feeling a longing for something that might be considered rather pedestrian on Church St: a salad of arugula, pears, walnuts, balsamic vinegar and parmesan. (Personally, we prefer goat cheese.) He asked the kitchen at Bierut Cellar to whip one up and they thought it exotic enough to put on the menu. Mosier, better known as Montclair's token Republican, promises to send us a photo of the JMo later this week.

Now the Barista wants a menu item named after her! The Barista's husband suggests a tongue sandwich. We were thinking baloney on wry. Or why not a whole menu of Barista items. What would an ROC be? A rock of cheddar, a rack of chicken...

March 30, 2005 in Major Dudes | Permalink

Comments

how about a great big stack of girl scout cookies?

Posted by: fran | Mar 30, 2005 10:08:46 AM

The barista: a coffee-flavored confection with just a dash of chile powder.

The ROC: lemon chicken with link sausage on doughy white bread.

Posted by: Lex | Mar 30, 2005 10:17:20 AM

An ROC would have to be something tart but with a kind of mellow after taste; something that has to be cooked just right, or else it's just awful to bite in to.

A Barista would be one of those candies in Harry Potter that could be any flavor at all.

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