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If We Fail a Urine Test, It's Just Because ...

Hemp_plus_2 ...of the stems and seeds in our breakfast cereal.

Just purchased at (where else?) Whole Foods, Hemp Plus contains real hemp seeds which, the product literature says, contain "a wide variety of minerals, phytosterols, and phospholipids such as lecithin" as well as the "good fat."

It tastes a little like granola that's been poured through a bong. But we just like it for the marijuana flashbacks.

March 30, 2005 in Really Freaking Weird | Permalink

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I love this stuff! We've already chomped through half a dozen boxes. I prefer to have a bowl (pardon the pun) in the late evening. It helps me relax. But I always make sure first to pull down the blinds.

Posted by: walleroo | Mar 30, 2005 3:03:34 PM

hahahahahahaha. to both of you. :)

ps- did the cashier drive a "souped up toyota blaring rap music"?

Posted by: amused | Mar 30, 2005 3:29:53 PM

hahahahahahaha. to both of you. :)

ps- did the cashier drive a "souped up toyota blaring rap music"?

Posted by: amused | Mar 30, 2005 3:30:34 PM

Next-generation hemp cereals: Cheerios (no name change), Totally, Cap'n Munchies.

Posted by: Chris | Mar 30, 2005 4:06:18 PM

i don't think we're going to see cathar and ROC to contributing to this thread.

Posted by: walleroo | Mar 30, 2005 5:09:25 PM

sure they will. they're just trying real hard to think of something smarmy to say.

Posted by: butchcjg | Mar 30, 2005 5:18:55 PM

Personally, I'd simply hate to disappoint the witless ones sniggering haplessly above, so I'll just ask if this cereal is yet another inspiration from the fertile mind of Woody Harrelson. There now, do all you groundlings feel all comfy and superior? Golly but I hope so.

Posted by: cathar | Mar 30, 2005 11:04:57 PM

Thank you, cathar. I enjoyed that. It's really much more fun when you come down from Mt. Olympus and romp with us nincompoops. (Am I spelling that correctly?) I also like the way you slipped in the word 'golly', as though it were something the dog just dropped. Way to go, dude!

Posted by: walleroo | Mar 30, 2005 11:35:07 PM

I cant fathom why anyone would want to eat this stuff- especially after recalling how magic brownies tasted... yuck.


Posted by: Pam | Mar 31, 2005 7:04:02 AM

Do you get the munchies after you eat a bowl?

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